this week, i stuck my hand into someone's open abdomen.  a large man, so at least 5 inches in.  and feel his peritoneal sutures.  i think i would FREAK OUT if i woke up from anesthesia and found myself lying in a bed with my belly still cut open..  and my guts being held in by a few measly sutures.  well your visitors sure get to see alot of you....

babies smell so good.  even after they've pooped and pee'd on themselves.

and their feet are so cute, i want to hang them on my rearview mirror.  like those oversized stuffed dice.  but don't actually think this image through, it may be disturbing.

i have a cold.  i have 4 days off now.  i think i need to sleep for most of it. 

wonjie put up a top 10 list from this weekend so i will do the same.

10.  d. kang + breakdancing.  enough said.

9.  seeing sunny and ced dance as if they were trying for the guiness book of world records for the longest time non-stop dancing, asking people for sips of their water so they don't have to stop moving.

8.  the steak was money.

7.  seeing so many good old friends and sharing laughs.

6.  getting carried into the reception on my very own throne.

5.  the look of absolute horror on wonji's face when i buttercupped my fart for him.  lol. 

4.  i think this one not only mesmerizes me, but also many other onlookers as well:  watching a 5-month pregnant woman gyrate to hip hop and do the robot.

3.  the tv in the bathroom mirror, wow. 

2.   watching 200+ people, old, young, tall, short, wasted or sober, jumping up and down, arms raised, in tandem to kelly clarkson's since you've been gone.  hahahaha, that was funny.  it looked like everyone was on a trampoline.

1.  congratulations neil and suzy!

One of my best friends is having a baby soon.  She finds out the sex of the baby in a few days.  Although she's begging me to allow her to name it Jennifer if it's a girl or Jennton if it's a boy, I have a couple other names in mind:

How about Maximilian if it's a boy?  "Hey there Max, wanna play catch?"  I think it's rather cute.

Or how about Aragorn?  Legolas?  Gimle?  Oh wait...  that would be weird.  kekeke

my friends and i like to stay in on the weekends sometimes.  take it easy.  eat good food such as below. yummm~  can you smell it?  (by the way, the guy who is grilling will be marrying our girl suzy in a couple months.)

staying in also means that we are left to our own devices to entertain ourselves.  here is what wonj wanted to show all our friends: a wrestling move that was not so cool.  i'm the victim, laughing while he hurts himself.

ange and dave said, "ppssshh, that's nuthin."  they thought they had an even better act.  they have since uploaded this act on YouTube for everyone's viewing pleasure:

the crowd reacts and its easy to see that dave and ange's chinese acrobat wanna-be performance has won the audience's hearts.  

it's okay wonj, next time....